A
Chubby little loser
 Fmaj7
National joke
N.C.
No, not chubby little loser...


[Verse 1]
   A
Pathetic little fat man
Fmaj7
No one's bloody laughing
     G6
The clown that no one laughs at
     E7
They all just wish he'd die


[Verse 2]
            A
He's so depressed at being useless
    Fmaj7
The fat man takes his own life (No, no)
            A
He's so depressed at being hated
Fmaj7
Fatty takes his own life (fatty? Fatso? Yeah, let's go with fatso.)
 A
Fatso takes his own life
   Fmaj7
He blows his bloated face off (No.)
   Fmaj7
He blows his stupid brains out
         G6                       E7
But the twat would probably miss (Yes, Linda, I like that!)


[Verse 3]
    A                  Fmaj7
He sold his soul for a shot at fame
 G6                          E7
Catchphrase and wig and the jokes are lame
      A                Fmaj7
He's got no style, he's got no grace
      G6                      E7
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space (Yeah, everyone sing that last line: 1, 2, 3)
      G6                      E7
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space

[Chorus]
 A                Fmaj7  Cmaj7     G6
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug (Again)
 A                Fmaj7  Cmaj7     G6
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug (Yeah!)
 A                Fmaj7  Cmaj7     G6
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug (Again)

[Outro]
      A                    Fmaj7           Cmaj7      G6
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)
  A                     Fmaj7          Cmaj7      G6
Little fat man with the pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)
         A                    Fmaj7            Cmaj7      G6
He's a little fat man (See his pug-nosed face) Pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)