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1. I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart,
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    but you've got being right down to an art.
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    You think you're a genius, you drive me     up the wall,
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    you're a regular original, a     know-it-all.
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    Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special,
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    oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else !
                                                             
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    Okay, so you're a rocket scientist - that don't impress me much.
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    So you    got the brain, but have you     got the touch?
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Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright,
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but that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night - - -
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that don't impress me much.
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2. I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket,
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    and a comb up his sleeve  -  just in case.
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    And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it,
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   'cause Heaven forbid, it should fall outta place.
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    Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special,
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    oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else !
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    Okay, so you're Brad Pitt - that don't impress me much.
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    So you   got the looks, but have you   got the touch?  + REFRAIN 
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3. You're one of those guys who likes so shine his machine,
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    you make me take off my shoes before you let me get in.
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    I can't believe you kiss your    car goodnight,
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    now, come on, baby, tell me, you must be joking`, right ?
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    Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something special,
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    oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else !
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    Okay, so you've got a car - that don't impress me much.
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    So you   got the moves, but have you   got the touch?  
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    Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright,
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    but that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night,
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    that don't impress me much.
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    You think you're cool, but have you    got the touch?
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    Now, now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're all right,
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    but that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night - - -
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    that don't impress me much.            Aha, yeah, yeah!
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   Okay, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something.
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    That don't impress me much...