Intro 2x: D/E  A  E

E                   D   A         E
   Well, you should see Polythene Pam
                  D              A            E
   She's so good looking but she looks like a man
                      G                             B
   Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag
                   C   D         E
   Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
   C     D     E
   Yeah, yeah, yeah

( D/E  A  E ) (2x)

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
Yeah, yeah, yeah

( D/E  A  E ) (x2)

( D  A  E ) (9x)
Solo:
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B|-------7b9-b9--7------------7b9-b9--7------------7b9-b9--7------------------10-8---------11b12-
G|-7-8-9-----------9-6--7-8-9-----------9-6--7-8-9-----------9-7-8/10--8-8-10------10-8-11-------
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------7b9--b9--7------------7b9-b9-7------------7b9--b9--7-----------------7b9-b9--7--------------|
G|-7-8-9------------9-6--7-8-9----------9-6--7-8-9------------9-6--8/10--7--9-----------9-7--9-7-6-5-|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-4-4-4-4-4-4-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1-1-1-0----------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A                                 D
 She came in through the bathroom window
A          F#m         D
 protected by a silver spoon
A            F#m                 D
 But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
        D7                      A
 by the banks of her own lagoon

So I quit the police department
and got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
she could steal but she could not rob

( A )                Dm
Didn't anybody tell her?
A                   Dm
Didn't anybody see?
G7                       C
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
G7                        C        
Tuesday's on the phone to me

She said she'd always been a dancer
Worked in fifteen clubs a day
And though I thought I knew the answer
Well, I knew but I could not say